" When you meet someone who tries their hardest to stick by you regardless of how difficult you are, keep them. Keep them at all costs because finding someone who cares enough to look past your flaws isn’t something that happens every day. "

if pam & jim and lily & marshall aren’t your otp’s we can’t be friends

" Marshall, I love you because you’re funny, and you make me feel loved and you make me feel safe and for our anniversary, you gave me a sweatshirt that says “Lily and Marshall: Rocking it since ‘96.” I kinda wish I was wearing it right now cause it smells like you. But the main reason I love you, Marshall Eriksen, is you make me happy. You make me happy all the time. "
" Lily, there are a million reasons why I love you. You make me laugh, and you take care of me when I’m sick. You’re sweet, caring, and you even created an egg dish and named it after me. She puts a little Italian dressing in scrambled eggs before she cooks them. It’s called “Eggs Marshall,” and it’s awesome. But the main reason that I love you is that you’re my best friend, Lily. You’re the best friend I ever had. "
" I have a list of all the women I slept with. It’s called my marriage license. "
" I think there’s something to be said about someone who is beautiful but isn’t aware of it.There’s something really beautiful about being humble. "